Weird World of iPhone Dating
By: Kevin |
If you want to become more attractive to the opposite sex, one simple thing would be to buy an iphone. Just owning one will increase your chances of success of finding the perfect partner.
So, what is the average iphone owner like?
Hunch, the personal recommendation service, surveyed 15,818 of it’s users to determine the average demographic, personality, and lifestyle of iPhone and Android consumers.
The results showed that iPhone users were, on the whole more likely to be :
- more well travelled
- higher earners
- more willing to spend money
…….. compared to Android users.
This great news if you want to have a fun night out, and be wined and dined in style. Seduction cannot be done on a shoestring! A romantic meal for two would most likely consist of sushi, Thai food or tapas, followed by indulgent amounts of salted caramel ice-cream and fresh strawberries. Scrummy!
So, you know you are going to have some fun….. but just how much fun?
The ‘Mappiness Project” (link) was run by researcher George MacKerron from the London School of Economics, and recieved more than three million responses over a year. This iphone app asked users to record their activity, location and happiness up to five times a day. The results were fed into a so-called “Hedonimeter” that tracked the UK’s mood minute by minute.
This highly academic and respectable survey revealed that iphone users concidered “making love” as the best ever feel good factor. It almost takes your breath away!
iPhone owners have a lot more sex partners!
The online dating and social networking service OKCupid, recently conducted a poll of 9,785 smartphone users. The results revealed that iPhone owners have a lot more sex partners than owners of any other smartphone. Also reveals that the girls seem to have a little bit more fun than the boys!
Men : an average of 10 sex partners
Women : an average of 12.3 sex partners
Men : an average of 8.1 sex partners
Women : an average of 8.8 sex partners
Men : an average of 6 sex partners
Women : an average of 6.1 sex partners
Fake story….. but we all wanted it to be true
Phone retailer Phones4u recently claimed to have surveyed 1,500 women, and stated that 54% of them said they would be more likely to date a man if he had an iPhone. We were also informed that 37% of respondents said “owning an iPhone makes a man seem more reliable”, and nearly all went on to say that they would concider a second date.
Unfortunately, the story turned out to be totally false, and issued by a bogus source that had nothing to do with Phones4u. But this story went wild on the internet – because we all believed such a thing was possible.
iPhone Apps to the Rescue!
If you need a little help getting started, then your iphone will also help guide you through every stage of dating. From the best chat-up lines, to the art of seduction….. and lots more.
1. Speed Date App
Ever try a speed-dating event? SpeedDate is the world’s first online speed dating website. This system allows singles to meet each other through three-minute online speed dates. Unlike other online dating options, this app allows singles to immediately determine if they have chemistry before taking the time to meet in person.
2. Dating DNA App
Dating DNA was the very first dating app ever for the iPhone and remains the first dating app with a 100% free service. This app assesses in-depth compatibility matching so that only users who meet your criteria may view your profile. It is GPS-enabled to help you find local singles nearby, and provides an at-a-glance compatibility scoring. It also has a Community Monitoring System built in, to keep the environment free of perverts and freaks.
3. Skout App
This dating app allows users to flirt and meet up with other users who are nearby using iPhone technology. It basically functions as a dating and hook-up GPS system, that identifies singles in your immediate vicinity. As an industry first, the Skout iPhone app found a way connect the virtual dating world with the real world.
4. Little Wingman App
Little Wingman is the only app that generates millions or custom icebreaker lines (in both Safe and Sexy versions) regardless of sexual orientation. When you ask the app to generate your ideal line, you can choose from time of day, location, specific clothing item, or even a favorite body part.
5. Wertago App
Wertago is considered the premier iPhone app for any one looking for a great night out. Wertago provides location based nightlife options on concerts, events, bars, parties, and other evening activities. Wertago allows users to use specific information pairing location maps, tags and reviews about happenings within your proximity to help you plan the perfect date.
6. Wine To Match App
Use the WineToMatch app to impress your date with the perfect wine selection for their order. Just answer a few questions about the dish, and WineToMatch picks great wines to complement the flavor/pungency/region of the dish. This is a great app for when you want to impress.
7. Magic Taxi App
After a date’s gone well, you will want to make as smooth an exit as possible. Avoid any awkward hanging around on street corners, and get you and your date safely in a cab faster than you can say “back to my place for a drink?” Taxi Magic lets you book a cab with the tap of the iPhone’s screen, and offers live updates on where the cab is on a map.
8. iRomance-Romance Dice
If you need a little help with foreplay, then concider the iRomance app, which consists of over 400 cards that offer a titilating variety of ideas that will have you partner begging for more. Each card has a task for you or your partner to follow, such as massaging, rubbing, touching, kissing and caressing. Settings control whether you’ll be told to use lotion, oil, or wax.
9. “Sexy Spin”
Here’s how to re-live those teenage ‘Spin the bottle’ moments. Simply spin the virtual wheels, and then match the action to kiss/rub/tickle/etc with a randomly chosen body part. You can customise the selections to make the game as naughty as you like.
10. Cosmopolitan’s Sex Positions App
“Whether it’s a mind-blowing, bed-rattling orgasm you’re after or a supersensory, soulful lovemaking session, our collection of steamy illustrations and step-by-step instructions has been tweaked and tailored by sex experts to help you reach your peak every single time. Climb on top of your cutie and take control with these sizzling strategies and sex positions.”
Hollywood and the Attraction of the iPhone.
Samuel L. Jackson and Zooey Deschanel aren’t the only celebrities holding iPhones these days. Other famous iPhone users including Helena Bonham Carter, Jack Black, Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, John Cusack, Jim Carrey, Sandra Bullock, Demi Moore and Arnold Schwarzenegger…..
According to a survey from Yahoo! omg, Jennifer Aniston was the number one female celebrity dream date in 2011, with 14% of the vote. Jen was recently photographed in New York city with an iphone 4, which goes to prove that hot blooded males really do prefer to date a woman with an iphone.
- Jennifer Aniston 14%
- Sandra Bullock 11%
- Jennifer Lopez 10%
- Halle Berry 10%
- Charlize Theron 9%
In the same survey, George Clooney was voted the most popular male celebrity dream date, with 19% of the vote. George was also photographed with an iphone 4, while he walked through
LAX Airport in Los Angeles to catch his flight to New York. One of the world’s sexiest men with one of the world’s sexiest gadgets. Dreamy!
- George Clooney 19%
- Johnny Depp 18%
- Matthew McConaughey 16%
- Ryan Gosling 7%
- Ryan Reynolds 7%
So, there we have it, survey after survey reveals that people do find iphone owners more attractive than any other smartphone user. If you want to improve your chances of finding the perfect partner for a date….. then buying an iphone is the answer.
Don’t use your phone on a date – one survey indicates being distracted by your mobile is the number one first date deal breaker.