Conventional wisdom has it that it’s a good thing for Zombies to use Internet Dating Sites as they would not find it easy to meet potential partners. I believe that the exact opposite is true and present ten reasons why Zombies should not use Online Dating services.

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1. Zombies don’t take good dating photos – As everyone knows, a picture tells a thousand stories, and those profiles with photos get three times the response that a profile without a photo would get. The Living Dead do not photograph well. Probably a better idea is to go out on blind dates. However, take the precaution of ensuring that the blind date is not accompanied by her guide dog. Guide dogs have been known to nip romance in the butt. Read the rest of this entry »