November 1st, 2013 by Kevin Murray
The Health Benefits of Sex and the Side Effects of Being Sex Deprived
One of the great pleasures in life is having sex – especially if it’s good sex. Little Hussy has put together an infographic to explain the health benefits of doing the deed and how it positively effects our bodies.
Often, any sex is good sex from the male perspective. So much so, if we don’t have sex for long periods of time we start to do stupid things. Here’s a look at what happens to single men when they’re sex deprived.
Can’t think straight
Men think about sex all. the. time. So if you’ve gone months without getting it in, you start to lose it. It starts off slowly and gets progressively worse as time goes on. Your productive thoughts are continuously interrupted by trying to remember how good sex use to feel – to say it’s distracting is an understatement.
More susceptible to “oneitus”
Definition of oneitus via the always credible urban dictionary: Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. “Go fuck ten other women” is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this “disease” (hence the “itis”), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are. In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it’s just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don’t be depressed. Because there’s really not much to worry about.
When the no sex streak gets in the form of months – not weeks, you’ll do almost anything to end it – desperate times call for desperate measures. The results are saying mushy things to chicks who don’t deserve it. This tactic to get in their pants typically never works. It usually ends up making you look like a chump as the shewolf takes advantage, sniffing out the desperation scent oozing from your sex deprived body.
Two 4′s make and 8
I had a friend once that was in the midst of a long sexless drought. He decided to end this streak by taking the opportunity to have a threesome. Sounds like a dream right? Wrong. A few weeks later we’re out a bar and he says “those are the chicks standing at the corner of the bar.” I replied, “Ugh, are you serious? Those chicks are busted – like on a scale of one to ten they might be 4′s.” He looks back at me dead serious and goes “well, two 4′s make an 8 right?”
Blue balls are no joke
Dating a girl that’s not putting out is a frustrating – dating a girl that’s teasing you without sealing the deal is a crime. Men can only take so much heavy petting before they feel like they’re going to explode. I’d rather just get punched in the nuts within the first hour of meeting a chick over having her dick tease me for a span of 6 weeks – it’s less painful.
Basically having sex on the regular makes men think clearly, puts them in better moods and lessens their chances of doing something stupid.
An O-face is a happy face.